Before an orgasm, without deodorant, I smell alright except for light musk. Right after an orgasm I smell fucking rancid.

The day after an orgasm, I’m far more likely to go into a “oh god everyone hates me and is only pretending to like me” state the next day. I’m also much less motivated to do something like working out.

Day two after an orgasm, those two things are much less likely.

Day three after an orgasm is basically more motivation and being more emotionally positive instead of emotionless or depressed. This increases in the following days.

Some dude June 18, 2011 at 2:13 am
Well, I masturbated yesterday from lack of willpower.
Today I’m completely depressed.
Par for the course.

Parker June 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm
To Some Dude: LOL watching videos of surgery. That’s genius! When “think unsexy thoughts” just doesn’t work :D

Joe Big June 29, 2011 at 5:34 am
I’ve gone an entire year without a single drop of seed spilled. My bf was 7 percent, instead of 14 percent, I was able to remember pages of information at a time, and I was able to run faster, and my vertical increased 4 inches. Not only that, but I could have my way with any woman, married or not, girlfriend, you name it, they would eat out the palm. Something to do with the etheric body, and a breathing secret I discovered. I would share it, but absolute power corrupts.